Payanangal Mudivathillai

Date: 23.12.2006 & 24.12.2006

Christmas vacationkku Kancheepuram polamnu ticket ellam munnadiye book panniten.. APSRTC bus...scheduled to depart from platform no 24 at 2300 hrs... Seekramaave (10 pm) auto yeritten.. Bangalorela rendu vishayam romba common..onnu Software engineers.. innonu traffic jams...No awards for guessing what happened next.. yes..traffic jamla maatikitten.. Veetlendu Dhoni batting madiri aakroshama kelambi vandha auto..bus stand kitta vara vara Dravid batting madiri inch by incha move panna aarambichidhu...konja neram wait panna panna inch millimeter aachu.. nadandhu poravan ellam engala over take panni poradha paathu "Singam ondru purapattadhe" stylela vandiya vittu erangi nadandhe poyidalaamnu nadakka aarambichen.. konja dooram pona dhaan therinjidhu andha side vandha yellarum nadakka aarambichitaanga.. nadandhu varranvangalukke traffic jam.. first time experience panren..mothathula oru arasiyal katchi perani madiri irundhudhu...

oru vazhiya nadandhu, thavazhndhu, odi, kudhichi,nondi, urundu bus stand poi sendhen.. ennaku 24th platform enga varumnu theriyaadhu.. so ENQUIRY kitta poi keklamnu paatha andha madiri onnu kaanave kaanom.. ENQUIRY enganu kandu pidikka innoru ENQUIRY vechi aaganumnu oru kataayam..Anga poi ketta ozhungana badhil varala..vazhila yaarume ozhungana vazhi sollala.. so naane ennoda MATHEMATICALLY ANALYTICAL THINKING use panni 23rdkku appram thaan 24th varumnu yosichi... 23rd platform kandu pidikka kelambinen.. Bus standa moonu thadava suthi vandhu..(Adhe sutha naan Arasa maratha suthi irundhenna ennake kozhandha porandhirukum) kandu pidichen.. appramathaan therinjidhu 23rd platform thaan last plat form.. adhukku appram irukaradhu THIRANDHA VELI PUL VELIKAZHAGAM (Courtesy :Vivek).. anga ellarum Kaalai, maalai, iravu kadanellam thiruppi kuduthu kittu irundhaanga..

Ange irundhu APSRTC counterla poi ketta vandi innum varala.. vandhu 24th platform vazhya pogumnu telugula sonnar.. ennoda prachanaiye indha 24th platformthaannu avarukku theriyala..naan manasa thalara vidaama "24th platform eppudu vochesindhi" nu ketten.. avaru sonnadhu "JAGADEKA VEERULU ADHILOGA SUNDARI GAARU SAMARPINCHINAARU" appadinu ennaku kettuchi..seri..inimel pesi okati dubbukum prayojinam illanu mudivu panni naan ennoda theduthal vettaya thodanginen.. andha 24th platforma DCP RAGHAVAN (VV)naala kooda kandu pidikka mudiyaadha alavukku engayo marachi vechirundhaanga.. Ennoda anjavadhu suthula yedeichaiya 14th platform appram kottavi viduradhukku thalaya thookina 24th platformnu ezhidhi irundhichi.. Adapaavingala..indha bangalore kaarangalukku yaaru da maths sollikuduthaanu manasula Ivanga Kanakulla PULI illa PULIKESI nu nenaichikittu oru vazhiya 24th platform reach pannen..

2300 hrs kku vara vendiya bus 0030 hrs ku vandhuchi..naanum yeri ukkara ponen.. ennoda seat no 21.. seat no 20 la oru lady.. innum solla pona ondra lady... edho periya manasu panni ennoda seatla konja edatha baaki vittu irundhaanga...cinema theatrela climax scenela audience seat nunila ukkandhu padam pakura madiri.. naanum seat nunila ukkandhen.. bus kelambina konja nerathula edho oru Telugu padam potaanga.. adhuvum Balakrishna act panna padam.. Avaru padam ellam namma Captain padathoda comedya irukum... ivanga rendu perukku mattum gravity is Zero... tharaila nikkave pidikaadha indha rendu paer padathoda heroines paatheenganna ivanga pethi oda classmatesa irupaanga... Andha madiri oru heroineoda duet paatu dance aadi kittu irundhar Balakrishna... Yellow pant, Dark green shirt..pink shoes.. indha kodumaiya paakurathukku nuni seat la ukkandhu thoonguradhe mel nu nenaichi thoonga aarambichen..

Rendu nimisham kooda aagi irukaadhu..adhukkula ennaku munnadi irundhavar utta korattai sathathaala busla irundha ellarukum thoonkam Govinda.. naanum pala vidhamaana korattai satham kettu iruken.. idhu rombave differenta irundhichi.. Korattaila mimicry pannaruna paathukonga.. Auto odura madiri.. train start panni..odi..nikkura madiri.. singam garjikura madiri.. nadu nadula T Rajendhar padura madiri.. ippadi pala vidhama korattai vittadhula duet paadi kittu irundha Balakrishnave konja neram nirithittu idha vedikkai paaka aarambichitaar..Adutha konja nerathula Kancheepurame vandhudichi.. aanalum andha korattai satham kaadhulendu poga rendu naal aachu....

My encounters with ARRACKargal

"En Vazhi thani vazhi" nu Rajini dialoguea "En vazhi THANNI vazhi" nu solravangathaan indha blogoda kadhapaathirangal.. thanni adicha ovovuratharum eppadi ellam behave pannuvaangannu avanga kitta ennoda experience....

Preface/Prelude/Yedho onnu: Only initials are mentioned instead of names just for the sake of decency...

Thanninu sonna vudane first nyabagathukku varradhu engaloda MBA parties @ Dominion club.. adadada makkal meenaa maari neechal adipaanga.. adhula D oruthan irundhaan.. avan hortizontalaavum..verticalaavum nalla koochame illama valandhirupan... avan nadandhu vandhale avan pinnadi enna nadakudhunnu theriyaadhu.. so naanga chellama avana Screen Savernu koopiduvom..avanukku mabbu adhigam aachunaa podhum brake pudikaadha kuppa lorry madiri andha pub fulla suthi suthi oduvaan.. appo yaaravadhu nadula vandhaanga..pochu... marunaal paal....avan odura ottatha ore directionla odi irundhaana avan sondha oor kolkata poi sendhirupan..

Innoruthan irundhan SB... avana sadharanama paathale oru ara loosu madiri irupaan.. kicku yeridichinaa innoru araiyyum sendhu muzhu looseaa avadharipaan....Konja neram summa ukkaruvaan.. appram aada aarambichaanaa India Pakisthan test match madiri anju naal aadikitte irupaan..adhuvum avan aadum podhu podura steps iruke..adhukku thani audience undu.. break dancennu edho onnu aaduvaan... avan aatura aatla odambula irukura parts ellam BREAK aayi thanithaniya kazhandu vizhura alavukku aaduvaan..

Innoru janthu AJ... avan saadhaa naaleye Kumbakarnanuku challenge panni "yennama kannu" paatu paadi thoongura type.. idhula thanni pottuttaana podhum. ellaraiyum madiri night thoongi kalaila ezhunduppan..aana nadula oru naal poyidum...saturday night thoongi monday morning ezhunduppan...

Vaandhi Varadhannu(VV) oruthaan irundhaan..Avan perukku yethamadiri gilma ulla pochuna podhum.. ooruke sethu vachi vaandhi eduppaan..sometimes avan vaandhi edukum podhu avanoda pancreas, gall bladder ellam veliya vandhu vizhum.. adha konjam kooda kavala padama next roundkku side dishaa vechi vayuthukkula thalluvan...

Kadaisiya MP nu oruthan..Moonu vidhamaana kudi kaarargalin kalavai.. saadharnamaave avan three muchaa pesuvaan..avan pesuradha mathavanga gavanikiraangalanu avanuku kavala illa..aana avanoda kadamaiya correcta pesi pesi kaapathuvaan..avanukku saraku ulla pochunna podhum.. three much..thirty three mucha viswaroobam edukkum.. pesumbodhu comma,semi colon, full stop yedhuvume irukaadhu...idhula philosophy vera mix pannuvaan.. thathuva mazhai pozhiyum..Lifela eppadi vaazhanumnu aarambichi...Israel Palestine prachanai touch panni... Asin kaala aani yeridichinnu news cover panni..kadaisiya global warmingoda advantages solli mudippaan.. ellam mudichavudane.. thembi thembi..vimbi vimbi azha aarambichiduvaan... avan vekura opparikku Theni Kunjramma salaam adichittu ponaanga..

Ivangaloda THANNI thanmaiya nenaichi naan romba peruma paduren..

License to Kill

Learner's license expire aagi oru varusham appram thaan driving licensekku apply pannen.. adhu apply panradhukulla ennoda TVS Champla license illama pala thadava kappam katti iruken..Avaru kitta poi Kappam katta "Nee enna Mamana Machana?" appadinu kekka mudiyaadhu.. yenna kappam katta poradhu Mama kittadhaan...

Year: 2001
Date: Suthama Nyabagam illa
Venue: Kancheepuram RTO


Naanum ennoda friend Arjunum anga poyirundhom..form ellam kuduthuttu..(katta vendiya gilma ellam kattittu).. Inspector varuvaaru wait pannunganu sonaanga...veliya wait pannikittu irundhom...Appo Arjun summa illama veliya mixture murukku ellam packet pottu vithukittu irundhadha vaangittu vandhu en kitta kuduthaan.. naan udane indha madiri roadla vikkuradha ellam vaanga koodadhunu solli avan kitta andha packeta kaatinen.. adhula "Expiry date: 3 months from the time of mfg" appadinu pottu irundhuchi.. "dey..andha expiry date productkku illa.. adha Saapduravangaluku" nu solli puriya vechen...(Adade.. ennoda blogla kooda message ellam solrene!!!)

Appram Inspectorum vandhaaru.. Inspectorna cinemala vara madiri Meesaikku naduvula konjoondu moonju vechi, "Thoppa varum munne..avar uruvam varum pinne" range kku oruthara expect panni ninna ennaku gaja buja shock.. Kaadhu nondura Johnsons budsku safari suit potta madiri oruthar vandhaar...avar kitte varum bodhu peru moochu viduradhukke bayama irundhuchi..Mothathula Coat Standla maati vechi irundha safari suit thaane ezhundhu vandha madiri irundhaar...

Avar nera ennakku munnadi vandhirundhavangala kitta ponaar..Oru ponnu two wheeler license kaaga vandhirundha.. Ava kitta poi.. 8 poda solvaarnu paatha Q poda sonaar.. enga ellarukum aacharyam.. appram visarichi paatha.. Avar recommendationla velaikku sendhaar..Avaru ippodhaan ABCD kathukurarnu theriya vandhudhu.. Oru oruthar kitta ovoru alphabet pottu kaata solli kathukurar... Adhukku andha ponnum kavala padama oru maaperum Q onnu pottu kaatina.. adhu early morning ration kadaiku veliya nikura Q oda perusa irundhuchi...avarukkum adhu pidichi pochu.. license granted..

Naan four wheeler licensekaaga apply panni irundhen.. ennoda turn varum bodhu andha inspector en kitta oru Jeepla S poda sonnar.. Andha Jeepla eri ukkandhen.. Appram thedi thedi paakuren accelerator kaanom... Glove box open panni paathen.. hand brake pakathula paathen.. hmmm..hmm... kedaikave illa.. Andha Inspector vandhu pakathula ukkandhu. "Indha vandikku accelerator kedaiyaadhu.. Clutch amukina vandi nikkum..clutch release panna vandi move aagum" nu oru Pudhu pazha mozhi sonnaar.. appramthaan therinjidhu adhu Jeep illa Cheap...S pottu kaatinen.. Avarum ennoda licensekku YES sonaar....

Kadhai sollum Kadhapaathirangal

Kalakka Povathu yaaru paathu oru inspirationla indha bloga ezhuduren.. Adhavadhu naama chinna vayasula Aaya vada sutta kadhaiya kettu iruppom.. andha kadhaiya ippo namma nadigargal kitta kudutha eppadi solluvanganu oru chinna karpanai...

Modhala varaaru Puratchi Thalaivar MGR

"Ellarukkum vanakkam.. ippo naa ozhu kadhai sozha poren.. adhula kaaka, nazhi..melum ennodha rathathin rathamaana oru aaya nadichi irukaanga.. ozhu naal andha aaya vada suthukittu irumbodhu oru kaaka pazhandhu vandhu oru vadaiya kotthi kittu pochu.. aaaa..Aiyooo.. ennoda udan pirapaana aayavukka indha nelama.. naan mattum anga irundhu irundha Perarinzhar Anna aanaiya sozhren andha kaaka kooda kathi sanda pothu andha vadaya kaapathi andha aayakitha kuduthu irupen..."

Adutha padiya varaar namma Vijaya T Rajendhar

"Dey.. Aaya vachi irundhadhu oru kadai
Adhula suttudhu oru vadai
Andha pakkam vandhudhu oru kaaka
oru vadaiya suttudhu nekka
marathula ukkandhudhu shokka
Nari anga vandhadhu takeaa.. vandhu kettucham..
Ennama kaaka ippadi paakura.. indha nari naari poyidichena.. ennama panradhu romba naala naan saapudave illa.. unnoda vadiya kudutha sandhoshama saapiduvennu sollicham..
Adhukku andha kaaka..
Anne anne nari anne...
en mudhuga konjam sori anne..nu sollichi"

Adhuthatha varaar namma karuppu MGR.. thiru Vijaykanth

"Ellarukkum vanakkam.. Oru oorla oru Aaya vada suttuchi.. andha aaya sutta vadai motham 25.. adhula medhu vadai 10.. masala vadai 5.. otta potta vadai 3.. otta podadha vadai 4.. Apponu paathu oru kaaka vandhu andha otta potta moonu vadaila onna edhuthu kittu parandhu poi oru marathula ukkandhudhu... adhu namma oor kaakana manichiruppen.. aana adhu pakisthan kaaka.. indha visayam ellam ennaku mun kootiya therinjadhaala andha vadaila Time Bomb vechi irundhen.. inneram andha kaaka piece piece... Pakisthan kaakana naan illa..ennoda mudi kooda aadadhu....auuuuhhhh"

Next varaar ungal K.Bhagyaraj

"vanakkam.. ippo andha aaya vada suttuchi..adha andha kaakavum suttutaapla.. so..ippo..ennoda kelvi ennannaa vadaya suttadhu yaaru.. kaakhava...illa aayavaanu thaan...aana kadhaila oru mukkiya kadhapaathirathula nadikura nari..konjam usarana nari.budhi saali kooda.. adhu andha kaaka kitta nalla pechu kudhuthu kasa musa ellam panni nicea vadaiya adhu kittendu suttudichi.. so..adhanala..ippo kadaisiya andha vadaiya suttadhu namma hero nari thaanga.."

Kadaisiya varaar Super Star

"Idho paaru kanna.. Adigama aasa padra nariyum.. adigama kova padra kaakavum nalla vaazhndhadha sarithirame illa.. adhukku oru kadhai iruku... Oru aaya vada suttichi... Andha pakkama vandha kaaka adha kothikittu poi oru marathu mela ukkandhudhu.. appadi solvennu nenaicheengala.. haaaahaaahaaa.. adhu marathu mela poi ukkarala.. poi pakkathu veetu dish antenna mela ukkandhudhu.. Yenna..andha kaakavoda vazhi thani vazhi.... appo keela poittu irundha nari andha kaakava paathu "ye! nee romba azhaga iruke!!" nu cinema title solli..andha sandhoshathula vaai thorandha kaaka andha vadaiya keela vittudichi.. aaaanaa andha vadaiya saapta nariku loose motion.. yaen theriyumaa? .. naama aasa padure vadaiya vida namala aasa padure vadaiya saapta loose motion aagathu..."

Moondravadhu Kai

Indha titlea paathadhum Spielbergoda ET padam rangekku edho Science Fiction expect panneengana ungala neengale adichikonga...Idhu nammula paadhiku melpatta aangal sandhikura oru common problem(??) - VAZHUKKAI.. ippollam paatheengana romba chinna vayasuleye mudi kotta aarambichi oru 20 vayasu varumbodhu pona varusham chennaila kottina mazhaioda adigama kottudhu...Ennaku 15 vayasula kotta aarambichidhu...adhukku kaaranam naan use panna shampoo.. Clinic All Clear use pannen.. appram thalaiku mela "ALL CLEAR"..

Indha vazhukkai anju vagai padum..

1. Oru silaroda thalaiya paatheengana Tennis Cosco ballula vara shape madiri sottai vizhundirukum..Ivanga summa iruka maataanga.. Kannadiku munnadi sumaar kaal mani neram ninnu seepu vechi appadi ennadhaan seivaangannu theriyaadhu.. irukura mudiyaiyum seepala pichi edupaanga.....

2. oru silarukku football play ground madiri visaalama virinji irukkum.. first half of the mandai varaikum onnum irukaadhu..Ivangaluku shampooku aagura selava vida soapkum powderkkum thaan selavu jaasthi.. "Less of head and more of face" range....

3. innum sila paer irukaanga.. normala paakuradhukku ozhunga therivaanga.. aana top anglela paathadhaan unmai theriyum...nadu mandaila sottaiyaala "O" pottu irupaanga..

4. Innoru vidhamaana sottai.. innum solla pona ivangala sottainu solradha vida mottainuthaan sollanum... ivanga sottai Director Shankeroda bramaanda padaippu madiri irukum.. ivanga tholla thaanga mudiyaadhu.. rendu maasathukku oru thadava Hair Cut pannika kelambiduvaanga.. avanga thalaya paakura barber kekura mudhal kelvi "Enna sir.. Shavingaa?" illapa naan mudi vettikka vandennu sonna .."Ponga sir.. vilayadadheenga!!" solluvan..

5. Kadaisiya oru kumbal iruku.. ivangadhaan miga periya culprits.. kanna pinna sottai irukum. aana avanga irukura idathula mudi valathu illadha idhathula cover panni vechipaanga..adhaiyellam thookitu photokku pose kuduthaangana flash reflect aagi photographer mela vizhum...develop panni paatha photola photographerthaan varuvaar..

Indha broad forehead (adhaanga sottai.. konjam decentaa sonnen) mattera neraya paer vidha vidhama eduthupaanga.. aana indha blog moolama idhoda advantages pathi solli.. ella sottaiyargalukkum oru optimistic outlook kudukka poren..

Advantages of being a sottai

• Neraya mudi irukuravanga kaalaila thoongi ezhundhu vandhaangana avanga thalai mela mullampandri irukura madiri theriyum.. aana andha problem nammalukku kedaiyaadhu..
• Bikela fasta pona usuala mudi kalanji pei padam paathuttu vandha madiri nattukunu irukum.. namaku andha prachanai illa...
• Namaku shampoo, hair gel, seepu selavu kammi..
• Mazhai penja namaku thaan first theriyum..(it falls directly on the head without any intermediary hair)..
  
• Adhey mazhai penji mudi irukuravangaluku thanni mudila thangi moisture level adigam aagi cold vandhudum.. namakku adhellam illa..Adhey madiri black hairs absorb sunlight and keeps the head hot.. indha thollaiyum namakku illa..
  
• Kaakaa asingam pannum podhu mudi mela vizhunda.. v have to look for water, shampoo etc to clean that.. aana namakku andha problem illa.. summa oru napkin irundha podhum..
• Seekirama thalaiku kulichidalam..
• Hair cut seekirama pannikalam..barberukkum namma thalaya paatha sandhosham.. kammi vela adhey varumaanam
  
• No need to carry a comb... than kaiye thanakku udhavi..
• Bald head is in direct contact with environment and hence better ventilated

Indha madiri neraya advantages iruku.. so..inimel yaarum than thala sottai aayiduchennu varutha padadheenga.. FEEL PROUD TO BE BALD..unnal MUDIyum thambi...