Saturday, February 10, 2007

All Rounder Arumugam


Sorry for the looooooong break in writing… This time I am deviating a lot from my usual way of writing.. This blog is about an imaginary person called Allrounder Arumugam.. The name itself suggests that he is master of all trades..


Ippo avaru oru TV channel la neyargalin vidha vidhamaana kelvigaluku laavagama badhil alikiraar.. Idhu oru LIVE programme


NS: Vanakkam Sir!! En peru “Nyana Pazham” Nyana Shekar.. Ennaku 24 vayasu aagudhu ..Naan ippodhaan oru gramathulendu oru city ku shift aagi iruken.. city ponnungala impress panradhu eppadi sir?


AA: Migavum Arumaiyaana Kelvi Thiru Nyana Shekar avangale.. Adhavadhu city ponungala impress panradhu romba kashtamaana vishayam illa.. aana adhuku neenga pala tyagangala seyanum.. Mudi neraya valathukanum..Jadai pinra alavuku illana kooda..atleast oru chinna rubber band podura alavuku valathukitta podhum….Appadi illana…mudiya SPIKE pannikonga..


NS: Appadina?


AA: Adhaanga neenga unga oorla tent kottaaila pei padam paathutu bayandu irukum bodhu unga mudi eppadi nattukittu irukumo appadi vechimkanum..Appram dhola dholanu pant podanum..Pick pocket kaaranga confuse aagura madiri oru pathu pathinanju pockets vechi oru pant podanum..adhum idupula poda koodaadhu..idupukku keeeeeeela podanum. Neenga podura sockskum pantukum rendu inch dhaan difference irukanum..adhavadhu konjam balamaa thummal potta pant keela vizhura alavukku podanum.. Appram..Puridho purileyo..English paatungala kekanum..


NS: Ennaku Englishla therinja ore paatu “Jana Gana Mana” thaan sir..


AA: Adhu seri…. Indha rangela irundeenga..ungaluku city ponnu enna..Paravai Munniamma kooda kedaikuradhu kashtam.. seri..paravala.. English paatu therinja madiri kaatikonga.. adhavadhu andha ponna Disco theque kootittu poi thanni ooothi kuduthu……..seri..ungaluku thanni adikira pazhakam unda.?.


NS: Konja naal munnadi varaikum irundhudhu sir.. aana paarunga..veetla pumpa thookittu motor pottutaanga..adhukapram adikardhu illa sir..


AA: Kizhinjidhu Rabri Devi Paavada… seri..paravala..neenga kaila pepsi vechi kittu..unga kooda vandha ponnuku beer illana gin oothi kuduthu..dance aadanum….dance aaduveengala


NS: Enna sir ippadi kettu teenga..enga oorla yaar sethaalum naan than first poi ninnu dance aaduven.. ennoda dance paakurathukke neraya paer avanga veetu perusungala pottu thalli irukaanganna paathukonga..


AA: Konjam vevagaaramaana paiyana irupaan pola iruke..seri.. Disco thequela dance aaduradhu onnum periya vishayam illa.. neenga katti irundha rubber banda eduthu mudiya avuthu vittu.. first konjam konjamaa mandaya aatanum..appram urgenta toilet vandha eppadi thudipeengalo appadi udambu thudikanum..aana konjam meduvaa.. appram unga oor town busla pogum podhu eppadi kulungittu poveengalo appadi kulunganum… adhuku appram konja neram kazhichi.. unga oor Maariaatha kovilla koozhu oothum bodhu saamy vandha eppadi veppala vechittu aaduvaangalo andha madiri kaila glass vechittu aadanum…adhuku appram…Hello…Hello…Hello…

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