Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Minsara Kanavu

I wanted to deviate from my normal way of blogging (narrating my experiences).. So I thought this would be a good standard deviation where the variation is that I am going to dramatize my dream.. Please consider this as a continuation in my French experiences (as I have mentioned in my previous post) and treat this dream as one I got when i was in France.. Please dont expect logic as this is only a dream...

Venue: WIPRO - Corporate Office, endha oornu nybagam illa.. Logickaaga Bangalorenu vechikalam..

Event: Group Discussion as a part of recruitment process

Participants: Only comedians like Ramarajan,T.Rajendar,Vijaykanth,Goundamani,Vadivelu etc..

Topic: Tamil cinemavil tharama padangal edukka enna seyya vendum?

TIME STARTS NOW

Vijaykanth: Ellarukum Vanakkam... oru varushathula tamila vara padangal 120.. adhula dubbing padangal 20.. nalla kadhaiyoda vara padam 25..verum sadhaiyoda vara padam 55.... Vijay, Ajit vaangura sambalam naalu kodi... Vikram, Surya vaangura sambalam rendu kodi.. Simbu, Dhanush vangura sambalam oru kodi.. mathavanga nikkaradu theru kodi...

Ramarajan: Ippadi sammandhame illama ippo edhukku pulli vivaram solreenga? Ippo varra padathula costumekku romba adhigama selavu panraanga.. naan nadikura kalathula orey oru ara drawer pottu padam fulla varuven..paatu paaduven.. padam super hit... neengale sollunganney..

Goundamani: Dey Tiffin Carrier mandaya...unakku costumekku aagura selava vida lip stickku adigama selavu aachunu kelvi patten... nee pesuriyaa...Bloody Villager... Country brooot...Kurudanukke kan koosura colorla dress podura kammunaati naai nee... nee costume pathi pesa vandhutte..neenga nalla padam edukarathukku enga uyira yenda vaangureenga?

T.Rajendar: En pulla paer SIMBU..... romba pesina eduppen KAMBU......En kitta vechikaadheenga VAMBU....thummal vandha nee THUMBU.... enna sir paakureenga.. ivan kudichittu ullaruraanenaa? illa sir.. aambulainga oru thappu panna adhu bathroomla vazhuki vizhura madiri sir...naalu sevuthukulley mudinjidum... aana..pombalainga thappu pannaanganaa..adhu aathangaraila vazhukki vizhura madiri.. ooruke therinjidum....

Vadivelu: aaaahhaaaaaa..... kelambittaangaya..kelambittangaya... indha madiri topic kuduthu kuduthu engala usupethi usupethiye en udambula rathatha paakulana unga yaarukkum thookame varadhey... chinna pulla thanamailla irukku.. rascal....

VijayKanth: Oru nalla padam edukanumna adhukku makkaloda aadharavu kandippa venum...Makkal Theerpe Magesan Theerpu.. adha therinjikka.... indha madiri ella directorsum nalla padam edukka aarambichaangana namma tamil padam Pakisthan padangaloda nalladha varum...auuuhhhh.....

Goundamani: Adangoniyaa...adhane paathen..ennada innum Pakisthaana izhukalayenu... dey pithala sombu thalaya innum evlo naal thaan ippadi pesiye vaazhkai nadatha pora...modhala nee fighting scenela Groundla ninnu sanda podu.. appram nalla padatha pathi pesalaam..

T. Rajendar: Dey Gounder!!! pannadha blunder!! appram aayiduva surrender!!!thuniya kizhicha vara sound DER.....

Goundamani: aarambichitaanya karichatti thalayan.. dey kitna naaye.. idhuvaraikum avanga kudutha topickku porundhura madiri edhavadhu pesi irukiyaa? (He lifts his hands to beat TR)

Vadivelu: Dey Goundamani!! Pechi Pechoda irukattum... adha uttuttu kaiya neetra velaya vechikitta naan ingirundhu veli nadappu senjiduven....

Goundamani: aaaama... idhu oru american parliament.. ivaru George Bush junior..ivaru veli nadappu senja oore aadi poyidum.. ettanaku vakku illadha pichakara naaye..moodittu ukkaruda..

Ramarajan: Adada.. unga sandaya konjam niruthureengala!! Vijaykanth anney... neenga act panna "Dharmapuri" padathula ungala suda vandha bullet unga shirtla irundha archanai thattu pattu reflect aagi suttavaraye suttudhey.. indha madiri evlo naal oora yemaatha poreenga

Vijaykanth: Naan oora yemaathala... Nyayam eppadiyum jeyikum appadinu naan adhula valiyuruthi iruken... andha scenela thamboola thatta use panna ninaichen.. sattai ulla adhu pogala.. adhan archanai thattu.. auuhhhh....

Goundamani: Urupadiyaana tamil padam varathukku oru idea irukku.. Vijaykanth, TR , Ramarajan.. ivanga moonu perum nadikaradha vittutaanganna tamil cinemakku pudicha thollai vittudum.. dey rajendar... un paiyan kitteyum idha sollu... Andha Sombu...chee Simbu tholla thaanga mudiyala da saami.. romba pesuraan..avana oru padathula oomaiya nadikka sollu appodhaan adhu odum...

Maximum particpationkaagavum oru arumaiyana conclusion kaagavum Goundamani gets maximum marks and gets thro to WIPRO as a Chief Programmer..

8 comments:

Kaushik.S said...

Hey Kuka,
Awesome blog....Athum antha antha actors pesara mathiri yosichi paatha it's really fun!!! Keep continuing the good work :-)...your dream might come true one day ;))

Praveen Kumar said...

Kaushik.. thanks a lot..

Anonymous said...

Dai mama.. Antha ithupona Rajini um participate pannirukkalaam illa..
Anyways, a gud 1.. I m waitin 4 ur OMSB experience blog. Eppo release panrae..
Eppadiku, Sriram

Anonymous said...

thala.. this style is not that good.. get back to the initial style of blogging..
we get these as fwds daily...

Lavs said...

Kuka-When did Vijayakanth become a comedian???May be because of his movies...I guess....this blog was helplessly hiralious....Never had such a good laugh in days......
There was a panel discussion at Symbiosis Institute of Mass comm. The topic was similar to yours. Check out Sudhish's blog from my webpage...Its an interesting read

Anonymous said...

Quite creative da! Actually a "good standard deviation". Its useful to try-out new styles. But i think it has to be bigger, this will be hardly two pages in printed text. Ya, it looks like those funny forwards that we often get, and precisely thats why you should try this style also. Everyone likes those kind of mails and thats exactly why they continue to be forwarded, righta? Also, I'm happy that Goundami made it! :-)

Siva Chidambaram said...

hey kuka, ennaku intha blog romba pudichudhu da.. good writting... its visible in your writting that you are enjoying it... carry on da..

Unknown said...

vaazhga kuka...valarga ungal blog:)