Friday, September 29, 2006

ORANGUTANS BAT

Oru vazhiya naanga bowl panni mudichom...idhula note panna vendiya vishayam ennana Pannikutties team had lost 6 wickets.. ellame Suicide madiri (Vaname Ellai padam avanga paakala).. Actualla 1 1/2 hoursla mudiya vendiya innings.. naanga potta wide,wider,widests ellam sethu moonu mani neram aachu.. OK.... before we proceed to pad up..you guys have to know about our team manager.. infact ippo adura rendu teamkum sethu ore manager.. avaru name Akash n.k.a (never known as) Ashok... Avan bat pudichi stumpskku munnadi poi ninna naalu stumps nikkura madiri irukkum... avlo olli (appo).. so sumtimes naanga avanaye non striker stumpaa use pannuvomna paathukonga..

Seri.. ippo enga openers(jack and sombu) kalam eranginaargal... avanga peru mattumdhaan openers.. avangalala Thumbs Up bottle kooda open panna mudiyaathu.. avanga rendu perum onna nadandhu ponatha paatha Apoorva Sagodharargal movie retelecast panna madiri irundhudhu...Sombu oru endla bat edhu avan edhunnu difference theriyama aadinaan.. namma jack ennoru endla Googlela pottu thedinalum stumps kedaikaadha alavukku cover panni adinaan..avan size andha madiri..infact BBW (Body before wicket) appadinu oru rule irundha motham 38 dhadava out aagi iruppan..avan odambula ball pattu pattu odambellam veengi poi... yerkanave 90 kilokku mela irundhavan, battingla illanalum weightla century cross panninaan... eppadiyo oru endla nalla stronga fevicol pottu ninnuttan... Aana innoru endla ellarum Fashion Parade madiri vandhuttu vandhuttu ponaanga..

Score 23 for 6 in 4 overs.. ennada ivlo adicheengalannu kekureengala.. illa..andha scorela mukkavaasi pannikutties enga mela paridhabapattu no balls, wide ellam pottanga.. idhula Jadam over pathi specialla mention pannanum.. Jadam (Fastest bowler in Pannikutties) is bowling to Muthuvel (Slowest in orangutans..illa..illa..slowest in this planet).. First ball pottan.. Muthuvel avanoda bat thooki stroke kaatrathukku munnadi ball wicket keeper kaikku poyidichu.. aana Muthuvel kittendu endha reactionum illa.. konjam kooda odambula endha partayum move pannala..ippadiye naalu ball pochu.. no reaction from Muthuvel... Jadathoda anjavadhu ball avan thalaiku mela pottan.. umpire udane "No ball" nu sonnan.. Appodhan andha Robot (Muthuvel) moonjila oru reaction.. medhuva umpire kitte nadandhu poi.."jadam kaila ball illanu ennaku munnadiye theriyum.. aana neenga ippodhan NO BALLnu solreengannu sonnan".. adha ketta andha umpire padippu kettalum paravalanu college vitte oditttan..Adhu varaikum enga scorea paatha Bangalore M.G.Road Pin code madiri irundhu.. 5, 6,0,0,0,1 ....aana Jadam spell mudinjadhum.. Siva, Tommy pottanga.. avanga jadathoda evlovo better.. ball konjamavadhu kannuku therinjidhu..namma orangutans udane kushi aayi.. bata suthu suthunnu suthinom.. naanga suthinadhula paadhikku mela opposite teamla irukura ellarukkum Khaitan fan pottu vitta madiri kaathu adichidhu.. aana onnu rendu ball batla maatichi..

Score eppadiyo 60 in 10 overs irukum podhu.. varuna baghavan enga mela paridhaba pattu.. konjam kanneer vittar...Micham irundhadhu rendu overs.. Dhoni Gilchrist kooda adikka mudiyaadha alavukku score.. appo aatam bad lights, bad weather appram bad batsmen kaaranama stop aayidichi.. Appram Duckworth Lewis method madiri Wordsworth Lewas methodla game Orangutans jeyichadha announce pannitaanga... (Appa eppadiyo oru twistoda indha bloga mudichitten..)

P.S: Idhula naan eppadi adinennu kekuravanga.. Please refer to the fourth digit of M.G.Road pincode...

5 comments:

Anu said...

Hey Kukes...am beginning to miss Pilani and u again..This is awesome!

Praveen said...

Check the scrap, i have suggested the title to next blog !!!

Siva Chidambaram said...

dei it gave me a feeling of your live kottals da... kalasu mamu...

Anu said...

Title change eh?

Sriranjani said...

hrithik...this is so hilarious...i fell of my seat laughing...