Siva’s wedding

Siva was the sixth wicket to fall in our wing getting clean bowled by Swetha. His marriage was held in a village called Thekkur (don’t ask me the whereabouts of this place; I am still as ignorant as you!! Its not there in any form of Tamil Nadu map) It was a pleasant evening when I along with Raji, M and P set our journey to Trichy by train. There was a cute little baby in our bay who was the center of attraction to everyone in the train and of course along with M. To be very precise, M's actions are so robotic and slower than Rahul Dravid's batting in tests. All the passengers were amused to see the baby because they would not have seen such a cutest baby and similarly they were awestruck about M because they wouldn’t have seen such a weirdest creature. The baby thought M to be its Robot toy and started pressing his nose expecting the robot to make some sound and was looking for battery on his back. Poor baby, she doesnt know that God used seven sigma technique coupled with Chinamatic Japanese Technology to manufacture that Robot which operates without battery.

We reached Trichy at 4 45am and Chennai guys joined us at 6 am. All of us started our journey to Nerkuppai (Siva's native place - another non-existing village in TN map). The journey was about 2 hours and we reached his Nerkuppai. We saw the board "Nerkuppai Welcomes You" and was enquiring where his house was and after 2 buildings we saw the board "Thank you for visiting Nerkuppai". One of the two buildings happened to be his house and we got ready there and proceeded to Thekkur which was about 10 minutes drive from there. Thekkur can give a stiff competition to Nerkuppai for its immense size. By mistake if you drop your hand kerchief on the road, it would become a carpet for the entire village. There was a huge house decorated with flowers and lights welcomed us to the village.

When we stepped in, Siva was tying the knot. He was such a KNOTTY boy that he took 5 minutes to complete three knots. The couple were looking great together. It was the first time we attended a Chettinad wedding and it was so different from others. The number of formalities in the wedding were so much that it merely outnumbered the number of tamilians living in Bangalore. Swetha's friends who were present there added colour to the wedding and our man A didnt miss that opportunity to flirt with them just to live up to his BITS reputation and to his bitsian name. We wished the couple, had lunch and proceeded to Madurai.

My visit to Madurai was my second, the first being when i was very young. All of us became so religious after reaching Madurai we wanted to visit Meenakshi temple. The cab driver warned us that it would take about 3 hours to complete the temple visit. But when we entered, i found that it was a blatant lie, infact it would take more than 4 hours to complete it. The temple was so vast that if someone gets lost, it would be difficult even for Google searches to find him out. We finished the Goddess darshan and were going around the temple. In our gang, J is so huge that once we mistook him to be the 1001st pillar of the 1000 pillar hall of the temple. There was an elephant and A was scared to go near and get its blessings, so he gave a rotten banana to J who happily blessed him with all prosperity. After 2 1/2 hrs we came out of the temple and got to know that we completed only 50% of the temple - only tem and ple would be completed when we visit Madurai again in Feb for P's marriage.

I know I really made you wait for more than a year for an update in this section. I apologize for the delay from my end and affirm that I would be consistent enough from now on and you can expect new blogs from me with NEW LOOK and NEW LANGUAGE. (George Bush's mother tongue)

Crazy Safari

Coorg, being a wonderful place for a weekend trip from Bangalore happened to be our fourth honeymoon spot. Thanks to my colleagues who had arranged for a package tour (They know that I am as lazy as a slowest tortoise suffering from back ache to book it for myself).

On the second day, there was an optional tour of Nagarahole, a forest which was about 120 kms from Kushal nagar. Raji and I love animals, she likes them in the forest and I like them in my plate. We got ready in the morning and were so enthusiastic to go to the safari that we asked our hotel management for a Tata Safari car to reach the destination. But they magnanimously denied and sent us on the cheapest running vehicle on this Mother Earth, Maruti Omni. The whole of 120 kms was on Ghat roads and there were more pits on the way than the number of entries on a Chinese Phone Book. During every jerk some of the internal parts of the body got relocated and some of them prudently dislocated. By the time we reached there, our lunch got digested but the previous day dinner came to the throat.

We reached at 3 pm and were so excited to know that there was a safari on a van at 3 15 pm. We got the tickets and got into the van and were eagerly waiting for the safari. Slowly the van was getting filled. First entered a very tall man who had to literally crawl to enter the van. I guess it would take 2 days for the food to reach his stomach from his mouth. Then entered a measly person who was so short that even his feet would show up in his Passport size photo. Time was 3 45 pm and we were still waiting and were pre calculating the number of animals we would be witnessing. Suddenly Raji shouted "A Monkey!!" "Monkey!!" and I became curious and looked in to the direction she pointed and found a ugly looking man entering the van and proceeding towards the driver seat. He was so fat that his feet wont even get wet when he is having a shower. He can just maneuver the steering wheel sheerly with his tummy. We were so convinced that there was a mini safari inside the van and were half satisfied with the outcome.

Finally the so called Safari began when the van moved into the deep thick forest. When we entered we saw the photographs of tiger, bear, elephant etc which made our expectations rose as high as the tall person's head. After 5 mins, the van stopped and all the inmates of the van began clicking, we looked outside the window to spot a herd of spotted deers. Some deers got scared at the sight of the 12th Century BC van and ran for their lives. Some of them were bold enough to stand right there while the others were posing for our clicks. The poses were so professional that it would put even our models to Puppy shame. The van moved on and again stopped at a herd of spotted deers and it happened for 20 times. We saw lots of animals - deers, its relatives, its siblings, its parents, its friends, cousins, etc. Yes, we saw only deers and not even a mosquito more. After 45 minutes, the van took one deviation and for the next 5 mins we didnt find any deer. All of us woke up from our sleep and were waiting to see some wild animals. After 5 more minutes the van stopped again and our curiosities reached new heights. We looked into the direction the driver showed and saw a different animal rather a different form of deer - the Sambar deer. We used all the expletives we knew cursing the driver. For the 21st time, the Van Driver became a Screw Driver. After an hour of dejection & disappointment we reached a place where you can find more animals, the city. When we were about to get down, I asked that driver about the non existence of other animals, for which he cooly replied saying that they would be inside and wont come out. He could manage to add salt to the wound. When we started our journey back, I should certainly not deny the fact that even the stray dogs on the road were looking like spotted deers for us. Laughing at our Crazy Safari experience and being so tired I leaned on the shoulders of my DEER wife.

Appane Appane Pillayar Appane.......

"Thoppai Udaiyar Igazhchi Adaiyar" appadinnu oru Pudhu mozhi ippo vandha kooda aacharya padurathukku illa... Appadi Pot belly engira Thoppai ippo irukura youngstersku romba common aayidichi..Ippollam thoppai oru status symbola aayidichi.. adhaavadhu avanuku work out panradhuku kooda time illaama avlo uzhaikiraanu ellarum vekkame illamaa nambiduvaanga....thoppai illana edho T.Rajendhar padatha theatrela paathavana paakura madiri kevalama paakuraanga..

Ennoda friends neraya peruku (ennakum sethudhaan) POT belly undu.. adhula specialaa oruthanuku mattum DRUM belly (avan pera solla maaten..appram adhu naan thaannu kandu pudichiduveenga!!!).. avan mattum red colour T shirt pottutu kitchen pakkam vandhaanaa. avana Gas cylindernu nenaichi Stove oda connection kuduthuduvaanganna paathukonga.... oru naal avanoda Drum bellya paathu avanoda friends ellam sendhu oru dozen maanga vaangi kuduthu avanuku Valaikaapu seyura alavuku vandhutaanga.. Avanum andha tummya koraikka evlovo try panni paathuttan.. modhalla konjam korayum... appram "THE TUMMY RETURNS"...Avanuku appram thoppaiya korakanumnu aasai poyidichi.. adhoda advantages ennanu kandu pidikka aarambichaan....Avana pudhusa paakuravanga "Thambikku endha ooru?"nu kekuradhuku padhila "Tummykku endha oorunu kekka aarambichaanga...

Actually..indha thoppaiyaala pala advantages iruku..

• Suppose pudhu shoe pottuttu veliya pogumbodhu mazhai penja..kavala pada theva illa.. kandippa andha shoe nanaiyaadhu...
• Adhemaadiri kathiri veyil pinni pedal edukum podhu namma thoppaithaan chinna pasangaluku nizhal tharum Bodhi maram..
• Kozhandhaingaluku saruku maram aadanumna naama mallaaka paduthukitta podhum...
• Police velaku Selection process edhuvum illama serndhukalam...
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Indha maadiri neraya advantages thoppaiku irukumbodhu naama yaen thoppaiya kandu bayandhu nadunganum.. Vaazhga Thoppai.. Innum nalla Valarga nam Thoppai....

One Evening @ 4M

Naan Bangalore vandha pudhusula, edho oru mall pudhusa katti irukaanganu kelvi patten.. peru FORUM mall…Ennaku therinja varaikum adhudhan Bangalorela first mall.. ippodhaan Garuda Mall, Sigma Mall appadi ippadinu Gol Maal thavira ella mallum vandhuduchi…Naan appo city lifeke pudhusu.. seri.. andha mall eppadi irukunu ennoda friendsoda autola poi paakalaamnu mudivu panni oru Sunday evening kelambinom..

Modhalla oru auto driver kitta poi Forum poganumnu sonnom… avan engala mela keela sidela backla ella angle leyum engala kevalama paathuttu..200 rupees aagumnu vekkame illama sonnaan.. “Kekuravan kena paiyanaa irundhaa Sachin Tendulkar One Day matchla century adichaanaam” nu pudhu mozhi madiri..naanga yemarala.. eppadiyo beram pesi 150 ku kondu vandhu..Forum poi eranginom..Sunday evening ponadhaala…bayangara koottam.. vaasalendu ulla porathukku arai mani neram aachu.. aana ennoda effort edhuvume illamaa mathavangalaala ulla poi sendhen..ulla poi sendhadhukapram..irundha kootta nerisalla Dayanidhi Maran DMK vittu pirinja madiri ennoda kannadi ennoda mugathai vittu pirinjidhu.. aanalum keela vizhala.. appram thedi paathathula Sehwag Indian teamla ottittu irukura madiri yaar mudhuguleyo poi ottikichu..adha eduthu ennoda moonjila maatradhukulla pakathula innoru maal katti mudichitaanga…

Ulla konja dhooram ponadhukapram nadula Radio Mirchi yedho oru booth vechi irundhaanga.. anga thaan neraya koottam.. ennanu poi paatha…anga oru head banging competition nadanthuttu irundhuchi.. yaar nalla head banging panraangalo avanga headkku oru rubber band giftnu board vechi irundhaanga.. ovorutharum vandhu head banging panaangale paakanum.. Enga oorla Aadi masam velli kizhamai anniki Maariyamman kovilla saami vandha aadura madiriye irundhuchi.. avanga mudi east, west, north, south east, north west. Ippadi ella directionsleyum kalanji poi Mahabharathathula vara rakshasargal madiri irundhaanga.. aana aadi mudicha udane..avanga thalaya appadi ippadinu aatinaanga ella mudiyum avanga avanga slotla poi azhagaa ukkadhuchi.. idha paatha ennakum head banging panna aasai vandhuchi… appram “naama yaaru.namma thalaiyoda nelama enna” nu ennaku naane samaadhaanam solli kitten..

Appadiye third floorla PVR ku poi edhavadhu padam paakalaamnu nenaichi..anga poi paatha.. anga steps kitta Fevicol Advertisement madiri oru paiyannum ponnum pinni penaniji irundhaanga..kanna pinna kasa musa… anga matha padathuku ticket vaanga vandhavanga..indha padam adhoda swarasyamaa irukumnu mudivu pannitaanga.. theatre ulla irukura kootathoda..ivangala paaka vandha kootam adhigam.. idhellam paathuttu irundha oru vivaramaana paiyan..idhula oru token system vera introduce pannitaan.. Adha paathuttu scandalize aana naan Forum vittu odiye vandhutten..


Ennadhaan veliya odi vandhaalum..forumoda brahmaandam mansuleye irundhuchi.. brahmaandam mattum illa.. anga vandha ellaroda dress matrum nadavadikai ellamumthaan…Ponnunga ennadanaa.. oru micro mini nano skirt..mela aambalainga shirtkku ulla podura VIP bonus banian..appadi illana keele anga anga kizhinja madiri jeans… avanga kudumbam varumaila kashta padudhaa? Illa andha jeansa eli kadichudha? Illa idhudhaan fashionaa? Oru manaangattiyum puriyala.. Pasangala paathenganna..Porcupine kittendhu inspiration edutha madiri Spike panna hairstyle.. edho pei padam paathuttu paathila beethila veliya odi vandha madiri.. idupula poda vendiya jeansa muttiku poduraanga… kazhuthula oru chain..aana adhula Murugar dollar madiri 7/o clock blade pottu irukaanga..(oru vela shave panradhukku easya irukumnu nenaikiran!!) Enga oorla ippadi ellam pottuttu vandhaanganna roadla naai vidaadhu..

Ennathaan naama western culture kadai pidichaalum..namakunnu oru USP iruku.. adha maranthuttu naama western culture kadai pidikanumnu avasiyam illa.. (Adade..indha blogla oru message kooda iruke!!!)

A TRIP TO JOOTH'S BUNGALOW, PANDHALOOR

Summa Bangalorea suthi suthi, traffic jamla sikki nondhu noodles aagi, pollutionaala affect aagi medical booksla kooda illadha infectionsaala avastha pattu, lifela pathu roobakku kooda change illaama irundha engaluku oru saranalayam Ooty pakathula irundhadhu nyabagathuku vandhuchi..Pandhaloor.. Ootylendu 60 km irukum.. anga engaloda classmate Jooth oru tea estatela Asst Managera irukaan.. Avanoda anbu kattalaiyaala naanga aaru paer anga oru long weekendkku poga plan pannom…

Oru Video Coach Qualis book panni, adha 5;30 am kku vara sonnom…Naanga aaru perum oru tourkku poga vendiya get upku maarinom..Aadi kazhivula edutha madiri oru mukkaa pant..kurudanukke kan koosura alavuku oru T shirt..adhe kurudan madiri oru sun glass..thiruppi potta thoppi.. mudhugula weighte illadha oru gaali bag ellam maatikittu wait pannom..aana andha driver oru India naattu prajainu 8 am ku vandhu prove pannittaan….Andha Qualisla rendu ambassador utpada aaru paer yeri Pandhaloor kelambinon.. pora vazhila video edhavadhu poda sonnom..avarum pottar.. aana indha pasanga adha noandinaanga paarunga..adhanala andha video coachla irundha videove kochikichi.. oru vazhiya 4 pm kku pandhaloor poi sendhom..

Anga Rajini padam release datekku vekura cut out madiri brahmaandamai irundha engaloda class mate Jooth enga ellaraiyum welcome pannaan.. 2002 la kadaisiya paatha avan x axis, y axis, z axis ippadi ella axesleyum vanjagame illama valandhu irundhaan…Hospitalityku avana vitta aale illanu prove panra madiri irundhadhu avanoda virundhombal..Kadandha pathu mani neramaa verum biscuits, chipsla vaazhndhu vandha engaluku vandalur Zoola cagela irundhadhellam anga thattula engalukaaga waiting listla irukuradha paathu romba kushi aayidichi…Irundha pasila naanga saapta saapadukapram enga kittendhu thatta vaangurathukula avanuku rendu kilo weight kammi aayidichi…

Andha edathula jooth irundha veeta pathi solliye aaganum.. miga periya veedu.. adhavadhu oru roomlendu innoru roomku STD pottu thaan pesanumna paathukonga.. avanoda veettu front portion Pandhaloorleyum back portion vera oor thalukleyum varadhagavum sonnaan..Bathroomku ulla Indian cricket team vandhu practice pannalaam..avlo perusu.. aanalum thothuduvaanga..adhu vera vishayam..(adha pathi naam adutha blogla paakalam).. Pakathula veede illa… adhaiyum meeri pakathu veetuku poganumna bus pudichi thaan poganum.. suppose andha veetuku thirudan vandhutaanaa.. AIYOO KAAPAATHUNGA nu kathi andha VOICE pakathu veetuku poi serradhukulla andha thirudan vandha velaya mudichikittu thirudinadha vithu periya panakarane aayiduvaan…Anniki night ennoda class mates ellam glass matesa maari konjam tightaa thoonginaanga.. marunaal ezhundhu Kerala ponom…


Keralala oru lakela boating polaamnu decide panni..enga yezhu perula (including the host) anju paer kalathula eranginom.. andha boata row panravar andha lakeoda perumaiyai adukikitte ponaar..adhavadhu andha lake India map shapela irukuradhaagavum..naanga appo Rajasthan spotla irukuradhaagavum sonaar.. appo enga kooda vandha oruthan aah..ippo pakathula orissa varumnu thannoda geographyoda history evlo kevalamaa irundhudhunu prove panaan.. ellam ozhunga thaan poyittu irundhuchi.. aana andha boat otturavar dhideernu andha lakela apopo rendu moonu modhala (crocodile) ellam varumnu chinnadha oru nuclear bomba thooki veesinaar….adha kettutu verum type mattum adikka aarambicha enga pal ellam konja nerathula type panni..print out eduthu..xerox ellam edukka aarambichudhu…appram andha aal sirichikitte..summa udhaar vittdhaaga solli vayuthula milk shakea vaathaar…Appram trekking..adhu idhunu andha areava kalakkittom.. manase illama maru naal kelambi vara vendiyadhayidichi.. koodiya seekram rendavadhu tripkku plan panradhuku plan panni irukom…

COMING SOON..........

A TRIP TO JOOTH'S ESTATE BUNGALOW,PANDALUR..... am slightly held up with shifting of job, going home for vacation etc... so will catch u guys soon with the above mentioned topic.... Dont forget to check this page.......

All Rounder Arumugam

Sorry for the looooooong break in writing… This time I am deviating a lot from my usual way of writing.. This blog is about an imaginary person called Allrounder Arumugam.. The name itself suggests that he is master of all trades..

Ippo avaru oru TV channel la neyargalin vidha vidhamaana kelvigaluku laavagama badhil alikiraar.. Idhu oru LIVE programme

NS: Vanakkam Sir!! En peru “Nyana Pazham” Nyana Shekar.. Ennaku 24 vayasu aagudhu ..Naan ippodhaan oru gramathulendu oru city ku shift aagi iruken.. city ponnungala impress panradhu eppadi sir?

AA: Migavum Arumaiyaana Kelvi Thiru Nyana Shekar avangale.. Adhavadhu city ponungala impress panradhu romba kashtamaana vishayam illa.. aana adhuku neenga pala tyagangala seyanum.. Mudi neraya valathukanum..Jadai pinra alavuku illana kooda..atleast oru chinna rubber band podura alavuku valathukitta podhum….Appadi illana…mudiya SPIKE pannikonga..

NS: Appadina?

AA: Adhaanga neenga unga oorla tent kottaaila pei padam paathutu bayandu irukum bodhu unga mudi eppadi nattukittu irukumo appadi vechimkanum..Appram dhola dholanu pant podanum..Pick pocket kaaranga confuse aagura madiri oru pathu pathinanju pockets vechi oru pant podanum..adhum idupula poda koodaadhu..idupukku keeeeeeela podanum. Neenga podura sockskum pantukum rendu inch dhaan difference irukanum..adhavadhu konjam balamaa thummal potta pant keela vizhura alavukku podanum.. Appram..Puridho purileyo..English paatungala kekanum..

NS: Ennaku Englishla therinja ore paatu “Jana Gana Mana” thaan sir..

AA: Adhu seri…. Indha rangela irundeenga..ungaluku city ponnu enna..Paravai Munniamma kooda kedaikuradhu kashtam.. seri..paravala.. English paatu therinja madiri kaatikonga.. adhavadhu andha ponna Disco theque kootittu poi thanni ooothi kuduthu……..seri..ungaluku thanni adikira pazhakam unda.?.

NS: Konja naal munnadi varaikum irundhudhu sir.. aana paarunga..veetla pumpa thookittu motor pottutaanga..adhukapram adikardhu illa sir..

AA: Kizhinjidhu Rabri Devi Paavada… seri..paravala..neenga kaila pepsi vechi kittu..unga kooda vandha ponnuku beer illana gin oothi kuduthu..dance aadanum….dance aaduveengala

NS: Enna sir ippadi kettu teenga..enga oorla yaar sethaalum naan than first poi ninnu dance aaduven.. ennoda dance paakurathukke neraya paer avanga veetu perusungala pottu thalli irukaanganna paathukonga..

AA: Konjam vevagaaramaana paiyana irupaan pola iruke..seri.. Disco thequela dance aaduradhu onnum periya vishayam illa.. neenga katti irundha rubber banda eduthu mudiya avuthu vittu.. first konjam konjamaa mandaya aatanum..appram urgenta toilet vandha eppadi thudipeengalo appadi udambu thudikanum..aana konjam meduvaa.. appram unga oor town busla pogum podhu eppadi kulungittu poveengalo appadi kulunganum… adhuku appram konja neram kazhichi.. unga oor Maariaatha kovilla koozhu oothum bodhu saamy vandha eppadi veppala vechittu aaduvaangalo andha madiri kaila glass vechittu aadanum…adhuku appram…Hello…Hello…Hello…

Ennapa line cut aayidichi..anegama marupadiyum sondha oor poradhuke ticket book panna poyirupaarnu nenaikiren.. adhutha callera adutha blogla paakalam….

பயணங்கள் முடிவதாக இல்லை

(முதல் முறையாக தமிழில் டைப் செய்ய போறேன்.. பிழ இருந்தால் மன்னிக்கவும்.. ஐய்யகோ பிழை என்ற வார்த்தையிலேயே பிழை செய்து விட்டேனே!! சரி ஆனது ஆய் போச்சு.. மேற்கொண்டு படியுங்கள்)

ரெண்டு BLOGக்கு முன்னாடி.. நான் காஞ்சிபுரம் போய் சேர்ந்த கதைய சொல்லி இருந்தேன்.. இப்போ பொங்கல் முடிச்சிட்டு காஞ்சிபுரத்தில் இருந்து return ஆன கதை.. infact..அப்பட்டமான அப்பழுகற்ற Hamam Soap போன்ற நேர்மையான உண்மை....

பஸ் கிளம்பி கொஞ்சம் தூரம் போற வரைக்கும் எல்லாம் ஒழுங்கா இருந்தது...என் கூட வந்த பாதி பேர் மேல college students.. பயங்கர கலாட்டா.. நல்லா jollya இருந்தது.. அவங்க போட்ட கடலைல பஸ்ல எல்லாருக்குமே stomach upset..அந்த கும்பல்ல ஒரு பொண்ணு.. என்னோட ஸீட்க்கு அந்த பக்கம்.. மத்தவங்க கூப்புடுறத வெச்சி அந்த பொண்ணோட பெயர் சந்திரா னு தெரிஞ்சி கிட்டேன்.. எல்லாரும் கண்ணுல மை வெப்பாங்க..அந்த பொண்ணு மட்டும்..மை டப்பாக்குள்ள கண்ண நல்லா உருட்டி பெரட்டி வந்துடுச்சி...எல்லாரும் அவள "மை" டியர் சந்திரா னு கூப்பிட ஆரம்பிச்சாங்கன்னா பாத்துகோங்களேன்..அந்த பொண்ணுக்கு சந்திரானு பேர் வெக்குறத்துக்கு பதிலா சந்திராமுகினு வெச்சி இருக்கலாம்... கச்சிதமா பொருந்தி இருக்கும்... என்னோட ஸீட் கடைசியில் இருந்து மூணாவது row.. அந்த கலாட்டால யாருமே பஸ்ல உட்கார்ந்து வரல.. ஒரு மணி நேரம் கழிச்சி ஒவ்வொருதரா tired ஆயி அவங்க அவங்க ஸீட்ல உட்கார ஆரம்பிச்சாங்க..பஸ்ல என் பக்கத்துல இன்னொரு பஸ் வந்து உட்கார்ந்தது.. எனக்குனு இருந்த பாதி ஸீட்ல நல்லா சந்தோஷமா தூங்கலாம்னு நெனைசா..அந்த நெனைப்புல இடியுடன் கூடிய மழை பெய்தது..

என்னோட ஸீட் பக்கத்துல இருந்த Levera TATA Sierra கார்ல gear போடுற மாதிரி எல்லா Angle லேயும் திருப்பி பார்த்தேன்...ஹூம் ஹூம்... கை மட்டும் தான் எல்லா direction லேயும் போச்சு.. Push Back ஸீட் மட்டும் அப்படியே VGP Golden Beachல வர்ர சிரிக்காத ஆள் மாதிரி அப்படியே எந்த விதமான Reactionum இல்லாம இருந்தது...சரி..ஏற்கெனவே நின்னுகிட்டு தூங்கி இருக்குற எனக்கு இப்படி தூங்குறதுல பிரச்சனை இல்லைனு ஒரு அசட்டு நம்பிக்கைல தூங்க ஆரம்பிச்சேன்.. அப்போன்னு பாத்து Saddam Hussain ku ஒரு George Bush மாதிரி..எனக்குன்னு ஒரு ஜந்து எழுந்து நின்னு அந்த பஸ் conductor கிட்ட "சந்திரமுகி" DVD குடுத்து போட சொன்னான்.. அதோட இல்லாம full volumela வேற வெக்க சொன்னான்....அதுக்கு ஆமோதிக்குற மாதிரி எல்லாரும் மண்டைய மண்டைய ஆட்டினாங்க.. அட பாவமே என் முன்னாடி ஒரு சந்திரமுகி..என்னோட சைடுல இன்னொரு சந்திரமுகி...பயத்தால வந்த குளிருல பல் type அடிக்க ஆரம்பிச்சிது.. கொஞ்ச நேரம் அப்பறம் type மட்டும் இல்லாம type அடிச்சி..Print Out எடுத்து Xerox Copy எல்லாம் எடுக்க ஆரம்பிச்சிது..

சரி..ஆயிரம் தடைகள் வந்தாலும் நாம எப்படியாவது தூங்கிடலாம்னு முடிவு பண்ணி கண்ண இருக்கமா மூடிகிட்டேன்..படமும் ஆரம்பித்தது.. படத்துல வடிவேலு வர்ர வரைக்கும் கொஞ்சம் தூங்கினேன்... வடிவேலு வந்ததுக்கப்பறம் என் பக்கத்துல இருந்த இன்னொரு பஸ் குலுங்கி குலுங்கி சிரிக்க ஆரம்பித்தது...ஓடுற Grinderல மாட்டிகிட்ட எலி மாதிரி சத்தம் வேற..அந்த size வெச்சி குலிங்கின குலுங்கல்ல பஸ் ஊஞ்சல் மாதிரி முன்னாடி பின்னாடி போக ஆரம்பிச்சது.. எனக்கு அடுத்த ரெண்டு நாளைக்கு தூக்கம் கோவிந்தா...

மணி 3:30 AM ஒரு வழியா பெங்களூர் வந்தது... நானும் இறங்கி ஆட்டோ பிடிச்சி வீட்டுக்கு போய் சேந்தேன்.. முதல் மாடில இருக்குற வீட்டுக்கு போக படி ஏற ஆரம்பிச்சா... அங்க நாய் ரூபத்துல ஒரு கொடுமை ஜிங்கு ஜிங்குனு ஆடுச்சி...எங்க பக்கத்து வீட்டு கருப்பு நாய் படில "எல்லை சாமி" மாதிரி காவல் காத்துகிட்டு இருந்துச்சி..அது என்னையே படி ஏற விடல.. "உன்னோட கடமை உணர்ச்சிக்கு ஒரு அளவே இல்லயா?" அப்படினு விவேக் ஸ்டைல மனசுகுள்ள கேட்டுக்கிட்டேன்..நானும் எவ்வளவோ விதத்துல அத அங்க இருந்து துரத்த முயற்சி செய்து பாத்துட்டேன்..அது Fevicol கம்பெனில வேல செய்யிற நாய் மாதிரி நின்ன இடத்த விட்டு ஒரு சின்ன இன்ச் கூட நகருல..சாதாரணமா "குறைக்கிற நாய் கடிக்காது"னு சொல்லுவாங்க.. இந்த நாய் குறைக்கவே இல்ல.. அந்த விஷயம் வேற நடு மண்டைய குடைஞ்சிக்கிட்டே இருந்துச்சி....வாழ்க்கைல நான் நடு ராத்திரி மூண்ற மணிக்கு இவ்ளோ யோசிச்சது இல்ல... அப்புறம் என்னோட "Analytically Logical Thinking" use பண்ணி நான் வீட்டுலேர்ந்து கொண்டு வந்த தட்டை,சீடை எல்லாம் அதுக்கு போட்டு "friendship" build பண்ணலாம்னு அதையெல்லாம் தூக்கி போட்டேன்.. அதுக்கு அந்த நாய் என்னை ஒரு கேவலமான ஒரு ஜந்துவ பாக்குற மாதிரி பாத்துச்சி...இவ்வளவு நேரம் நின்னுகிட்டு இருந்த அந்த நாய்.. நல்லா சௌகரியமா உக்காந்துச்சி..அப்போதான் என்னோட மூளை வன்முறைல யோசிக்க தொடங்கியது.. வீட்டுக்கு உள்ள தூங்கிகிட்டு இருந்த என்னோட Room Matea எழுப்பி அந்த நாய்க்கு Double Side Attack பண்ணலாம்னு நெனைச்சா அது எங்க ரெண்டு பேரையும் கிரிக்கெட்ல Duck Out ஆயிட்டு வந்த Kaif, Raina வை பாக்குற மாதிரி கேவலமா பாத்துச்சி... செய்வது அறியாமல் இருந்த என்னை ஒரு பெண் நாய் காப்பாதுச்சி.. தெரு முனைல ஒரு விதமான Sound விட்ட அந்த நாயின் குரலை கேட்டதும்..பிரிந்த காதலர்கள் ஒண்ணு சேருவது மாதிரி Slow Motion ல இந்த நாயும் ஓடி போயிடிச்சி..

ஆஹா ரெண்டு பசங்களால செய்ய முடியாததை ஒரு பெண் நாய் ஒரு சின்ன Sound மூலம் செஞ்சதை பாத்து இயற்கையின் அமைப்பை கண்டு பெருமை பட்டுக்கொண்டு அன்று முதல் முறையாக தூங்கினேன்..

Easy Cooking made difficult

"Dey mama.. inniki ennoda college friends ellam namma veetukku saapida varaanga.. inniki naamathaan cooking.. so ready aayittu vaa.. samaikalaam"...... ennoda roommate enkitta sollittu avan kulikka bathroom ulla poyittan......Sunday vidiyar kaalai 10 manikkellam enna ezhuppi vittadhum illama oru periya RDX bomb vera nadu mandaila nachunu pottan.... Bathroom veliya ninnu.."Seri.. enna menu..enna seiyanum?" appadinu ketten.. Avan yosichi "Puliyotharai, Rice, Vathal Kozhambu, Poosanikka sambar, Cauliflower poriyal, Milagu Rasam, Appalam, Curd, payasam, thanni etc" appadinu Saravana Bhavan mealsla varra ella itemum onnu vidaama oppichaan...Avan oppichadula ennaku ennoda mudhugula irukura macham theriyura alavukku thala suthuchi..

Arisiya adupulendhu edhuthu keela vechaale "Naan iniki arisi vechen..arisi vechen" appadi perumaiya oorellaam thaara thappattaa drums ellam adichi solluven.. ippo ennadanna oru maperum virundhu panradhukku enna kootu sekuraanenu irundha kozhapathula naan ennoda mukiyamaana kadamaiyaana thalai vaaruradha marandhuttena paathukongalen....(it wont make any difference anycase)

Rendu perum kulichi ready aagi.. yaar yaar ennanna seiyanumnu ilaaka odhukikinom..central governmentla kooda ivlo sincerea ilaaka odhuki irukamaataanga...adhula ennaku vandhadhu Vathal kozhambu,curd,thanni... idhula kadaisi rendu item ennaku athupadi... onnu theru munaila kedaikum innonu veetla irukura aquaguard open panna kedaikum...aana first itemkku enna panradhunu saami satyama theriyaadhu... Indha vishayatha avan kitta sonnadhum..udane oru "How to learn cooking in thirty days" appadinu oru booka eduthu en kaila thinichi.."indha bookla 35aam pakathula vathal kozhambu panradhu eppadinu pottu iruku.. paathu paathu pannidu" appadi sonnaan (kenjinan)..

First avanoda turn.. rice ready panni.. puliyotharai mix add panni..kalakku kalakkunu kalakittan.. enna kooptu.."Mama.. idhudhan puliyotharai.. enna paathu samaika kathukko" apadinu Ramarajan padatha theatrela paathuttu vandhavanna paakura madiri kevalama paathaan..Appram andha puliyotharaiya adupulendu edhuthu tablela vekumpodhu soodu thaangama kadaiyoda sethu keela kotti vaarinaan... ordinary mosaic tharai..ippo PuliyoTHARAI...seri..manasu kashta pada koodhadhunu avanuku konjam dhairiyam solli.. naan ennoda ilaakavaana vathal kozhambu seiya ready aanen..

Aarambathula ellam ozhunga pannen.. thanni,uppu,milagu,puli ellam correctaana alavuku add panni (booka paathuthaan) ennoda mission impossiblea possible aaki kondu irunden.. apponu paathu vaayu bagavan velaya kaatinaar.. enaku theriyaama andha booklendu 35 aam pakkam thirumbi adutha pathukku pochu.. andha pakkathula semiya payasam seivathu eppadinu menu pottu irundhudhu... naan andha headinga paakaama.. vitta edathulendhu continue pannen.. dideerenu vathal kozhambula semiya add panni.. 5 spoon sakarai pottu... paala oothi... mothathula oru karna kodooramaana dish onnu ready aachu.. (Proof..see the pic). Yerkanave paadhi senji irundha vathal kozhamboda meedhi semiya payasam senji.. mothathula oru VATHYASAMnu oru VITHYASAMAANA dish onnu thayaar aachu..Adha ennoda roommatekku kuduthu taste panna sonnen.. taste pannadhukapram aarambicha diarrhoea.. innum seri aagala...Appodhaan naan kadaisiya samayal roomku ponen.. adhuku appram..naan samayal room pakkam vara koodadhunu ennoda roommate thaniya anga oru group 4 security oruthana appoint panra alavukku vandhuttan..

Payanangal Mudivathillai

Date: 23.12.2006 & 24.12.2006

Christmas vacationkku Kancheepuram polamnu ticket ellam munnadiye book panniten.. APSRTC bus...scheduled to depart from platform no 24 at 2300 hrs... Seekramaave (10 pm) auto yeritten.. Bangalorela rendu vishayam romba common..onnu Software engineers.. innonu traffic jams...No awards for guessing what happened next.. yes..traffic jamla maatikitten.. Veetlendu Dhoni batting madiri aakroshama kelambi vandha auto..bus stand kitta vara vara Dravid batting madiri inch by incha move panna aarambichidhu...konja neram wait panna panna inch millimeter aachu.. nadandhu poravan ellam engala over take panni poradha paathu "Singam ondru purapattadhe" stylela vandiya vittu erangi nadandhe poyidalaamnu nadakka aarambichen.. konja dooram pona dhaan therinjidhu andha side vandha yellarum nadakka aarambichitaanga.. nadandhu varranvangalukke traffic jam.. first time experience panren..mothathula oru arasiyal katchi perani madiri irundhudhu...

oru vazhiya nadandhu, thavazhndhu, odi, kudhichi,nondi, urundu bus stand poi sendhen.. ennaku 24th platform enga varumnu theriyaadhu.. so ENQUIRY kitta poi keklamnu paatha andha madiri onnu kaanave kaanom.. ENQUIRY enganu kandu pidikka innoru ENQUIRY vechi aaganumnu oru kataayam..Anga poi ketta ozhungana badhil varala..vazhila yaarume ozhungana vazhi sollala.. so naane ennoda MATHEMATICALLY ANALYTICAL THINKING use panni 23rdkku appram thaan 24th varumnu yosichi... 23rd platform kandu pidikka kelambinen.. Bus standa moonu thadava suthi vandhu..(Adhe sutha naan Arasa maratha suthi irundhenna ennake kozhandha porandhirukum) kandu pidichen.. appramathaan therinjidhu 23rd platform thaan last plat form.. adhukku appram irukaradhu THIRANDHA VELI PUL VELIKAZHAGAM (Courtesy :Vivek).. anga ellarum Kaalai, maalai, iravu kadanellam thiruppi kuduthu kittu irundhaanga..

Ange irundhu APSRTC counterla poi ketta vandi innum varala.. vandhu 24th platform vazhya pogumnu telugula sonnar.. ennoda prachanaiye indha 24th platformthaannu avarukku theriyala..naan manasa thalara vidaama "24th platform eppudu vochesindhi" nu ketten.. avaru sonnadhu "JAGADEKA VEERULU ADHILOGA SUNDARI GAARU SAMARPINCHINAARU" appadinu ennaku kettuchi..seri..inimel pesi okati dubbukum prayojinam illanu mudivu panni naan ennoda theduthal vettaya thodanginen.. andha 24th platforma DCP RAGHAVAN (VV)naala kooda kandu pidikka mudiyaadha alavukku engayo marachi vechirundhaanga.. Ennoda anjavadhu suthula yedeichaiya 14th platform appram kottavi viduradhukku thalaya thookina 24th platformnu ezhidhi irundhichi.. Adapaavingala..indha bangalore kaarangalukku yaaru da maths sollikuduthaanu manasula Ivanga Kanakulla PULI illa PULIKESI nu nenaichikittu oru vazhiya 24th platform reach pannen..

2300 hrs kku vara vendiya bus 0030 hrs ku vandhuchi..naanum yeri ukkara ponen.. ennoda seat no 21.. seat no 20 la oru lady.. innum solla pona ondra lady... edho periya manasu panni ennoda seatla konja edatha baaki vittu irundhaanga...cinema theatrela climax scenela audience seat nunila ukkandhu padam pakura madiri.. naanum seat nunila ukkandhen.. bus kelambina konja nerathula edho oru Telugu padam potaanga.. adhuvum Balakrishna act panna padam.. Avaru padam ellam namma Captain padathoda comedya irukum... ivanga rendu perukku mattum gravity is Zero... tharaila nikkave pidikaadha indha rendu paer padathoda heroines paatheenganna ivanga pethi oda classmatesa irupaanga... Andha madiri oru heroineoda duet paatu dance aadi kittu irundhar Balakrishna... Yellow pant, Dark green shirt..pink shoes.. indha kodumaiya paakurathukku nuni seat la ukkandhu thoonguradhe mel nu nenaichi thoonga aarambichen..

Rendu nimisham kooda aagi irukaadhu..adhukkula ennaku munnadi irundhavar utta korattai sathathaala busla irundha ellarukum thoonkam Govinda.. naanum pala vidhamaana korattai satham kettu iruken.. idhu rombave differenta irundhichi.. Korattaila mimicry pannaruna paathukonga.. Auto odura madiri.. train start panni..odi..nikkura madiri.. singam garjikura madiri.. nadu nadula T Rajendhar padura madiri.. ippadi pala vidhama korattai vittadhula duet paadi kittu irundha Balakrishnave konja neram nirithittu idha vedikkai paaka aarambichitaar..Adutha konja nerathula Kancheepurame vandhudichi.. aanalum andha korattai satham kaadhulendu poga rendu naal aachu....